Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

I think mom is crazy! She was talking to my belly yesterday. It was really strange. It was right before we went to bed (yes, mom is still sleeping downstairs with me) and she was telling all the babies to be good to me. I really think something is wrong with her. Hopefully she will snap out of it. Maybe I should let her get some rest upstairs in her bed. No way, I am training her the way I want her.

Mom keeps sticking that thermometer in me. She said today that my temperature was down and that she was going to check again later to see if it came it up. She seems kinda worried. She said if it didn't come up then I was going to have babies! Diary, what are babies? Is that what my belly is full of? I hope not! All this talk of babies is making me hungry. Maybe I will go and try and get some food from dad. He is always a big sucker when I blink my eyes at him.

Ember